Post by Seraphim on Aug 31, 2005 2:03:59 GMT -5
-He leans his back against the ropes, taking a long look at the picture, obviously at a loss for words.- Alright, over the five or six years I've been doing this, that has to be the funniest picture I've ever seen. Oh man, I might not be able to do this. Alright, alright. I've had a lot of challengers over the years, but Mr Pop and Fresh over there is obviously my toughest to date. You remember this guy, right? The goofy Dutch sum'bitch who came in, ran his mouth, asked me a ton of questions, knitted me a sweater? I had to meet the guy after that, but what came next was something I've never encountered in my entire life. Went something like this:
AVARICEOWNZJOO: -Dances on out in his little goofy dutch dress, twirling around like a ballerina for Eric to see.- My dancin' ishz VONDERFUL. Eric, Eric, Eric, vhat ishz the maja? I like vittle boyshz. AVARICEOWNSJOO!!!
Eric: ...Ceci?
AVARICEOWNZJOO: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DURRRR DURRRR DUUUUUUURRRRRRR. Marjal arts ishz my thing. I fight joo in my vittle dress, ya?
Eric: I tell you what, kiddo. I'll sign your little dress thing if you do me a favor and say "Faja". Mike Myers is funny, but there's no substitute for a real dutch jackass like yourself.
AVARICEOWNZJOO: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DUUUUUUUURRR DUURRRR FAJA FAJA FAJA!!
Eric:...God bless you.
AVARICEOWNZJOO: -Dances around some more, lifting his dress up and down, showing his little pink shoes.- MARJAL ARTS RULEZ JOO!!!!!!!!
Honestly, I've never really dealt with a full blown dutch person before. Since he's clearly an intelligent person.........yeah. Since he's that, I figured I'd fight him for everyones entertainment. I mean, who could outbook this event? All the stars would be out that night; The Great One, and even Goldmember himself. Do yourself a favor, Bert, and put away your little dutch tea set. If you come onto my forums and run your mouth, expect to get your ass kicked. And...alright, I've done enough. I just need to laugh at that dress he's wearing some more.
