Papercuts ya know. I hate 'em.

[Tipahurate]

I just got this mega fucking paper cut, right? I'm not normally one to overreact..

Ok so I am, but that's not the point.

How can something so damn small hurt so damn much? I MEAN SERIOUSLY. IT WAS A DAMN PIECE OF PAPER.

It stings more than breaking your fucking leg. This is proof God doesn't exist. I'd only assume that God of all people would understand how to judge what a papercut feels like incomparison to a broken bone. Only nature could provide such an extaordinairy fuck up.

It doesn't even bleed for fucksake! It just sits there open and hurting! It makes me want to cut my damn finger off because that would hurt less!

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHGHAH. I can't put into perspective how annoying that is. It just popped in my head, man. It isn't the annoying stinging that refuses to go. I'm not one to bitch about pain really, but the horrid inconsistency that our body deals with in terms of pain makes me want to beat someone's kids.

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Congratulations. You made it through one of my rants.

-Tipahurate

[Project Genesis]

Lmao. xD I know what you mean man.

Papercuts suck. Poor some salt on it and you'l be better.

[Fellguarde]

I find it interesting that I seem to be the only person capable of acquiring papercuts on my face. Everyone else just gets them on their fingers. How fucking unfair is that?

[Jadien]

you know what I hate? Getting yelled at for something I didn't do nor cause. I hate crying too. -sigh-

Dunno what to tell ya' about papercuts. those do really blow.

[Khazkall Halziano]

I once got a paper cut on my eye. Now THAT hurts. I've also gotten them on the tiny little webbing stuff between my fingers. I feel your pain, Tip. Really I do.

[Tipahurate]

That's where I got it! The webbing of my damn fingers. A little further up on my left index however.. but still that place.

God I hate those things.

-Tipahurate

[darshendros]

Let me show ya' a lil' somethin' to get yer mind off the pain. Heh heh.

*Grabs pinky*

*SNAP!*

[Tipahurate]

No the papercut still hurts worse, but now there's a 'dull' pain in my pinky too.

Next time you try to help me.. I step on your nuts.

-Tipahurate

[euphoricbard]

I haven't had a papercut since I was in 2nd grade.

[Jadien]

I always get them. I hate when I pick up a piece of paper, and then without realizing it, have a paper cut. Then I examine it like three hours later in emense pain, "What the hell?"

[Tipahurate]

'tis true 'tis true says I.

Only thing worse is a hard kick to the pills.

-Tipahurate

[Lathel]

Pills. How English of you, Tip!

[Tipahurate]

Don't you lump me with the english now.

They talk with a bloody stupid accent!



-Tipahurate

[magicbullet]

I know these two kids, and their parents are english.

So I asked them,

"The fuck do you think you're doing in my country? We kicked your dirty brit asses out of here ages ago!"

[Fellguarde]

British accent = Magnetism